Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 20, 2023

Idea-woman Amelia. The country is doomed. And she’s loving it.

Buyer beware!

Amelia better Lawyer up….

The website needs to be sharp, like a razor clam!

Shipping shellfish can be selfish!

How appropriate, given the genus name of edible hardshell clams is Mercenaria..!

Seagull relaxing on the windowsill (chuckle).

Isn’t that how most online business work? Once you fill in all of your information they show you the $117 shipping option.

Clamtastic is my new band name!

Like buying seafood from a truck on the side of the road! What are people thinking? Oh, they aren’t!? I’ll agree to that!

“You see Rose, the trick is that you yell at the police about the fifth ammendment, ask for your lawyer and deny you knew anything”

Just say no, Rose.

Fortunately, you’re pretty key to this whole scheme going forward at all, Rose, so all you gotta do is refuse to play along, and Amelia won’t get very far with it, since she can’t do the website part of it herself nor much anyone else she could rope into this.

A shady shellfish shipping scheme…best to just say Nope, Rose.

So the Seagull is a silent partner?

Just turn around and walk away….

Why not sell Clamato? It’s 99.9% clam-free!

I love seagull’s overly cartoon eyes in the packaging.

It’s Clamtastic the seagull is hanging with the girls . . . and will be on the clam box.

“It won’t kill you. Right away.”

The exterior of the packaging is genius.

Keep clam and carrion

I’m sure the country’s parking lot seagulls will be her captive clientele.

Someone needs to warn Rosie about associating with known felons.

Seagull came so close to having a job.

I love the repurposed Happy Meal box.

Intro panel: Amelia dreaming with $$ for eyes, surrounded by clamshells sticking out their “tongues.”

And the FCC will be on your butt for lying by omission.

That wouldn’t be misleading. She’s not responsible for the assumptions of the consumers heretofore coddled by the FDA.