Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2023

Just wait till they hatch.

I don’t think I want to be encumbered with surveillance pickles.

You’re right @davidob. First, cucamelons… then surveillance pickles mounted on toothbrush drones weaponized with shampoo-oompahs.

People on the street seem to take it well. Melon collies may have some issues

…I was listening to the news on the radio as I drove home the other day…

…and it seemed like the opening of a near future disaster movie…

…record heat in death valley brings in tourists…

…forest fire smog over Detroit…

…terrible floods in New England…

…the war in Ukraine needs more cluster bombs…

…an on and on and on an on…

…I was just waiting for president Woody Harrelson to announce the escape of the evil ex-president Kevin Spacey from Space Lab 3…

…now, it’s cucamelons falling from the sky!…

…I sure hope the bathmat factory will reopen its Woolworth bomb shelter…

…I could use a chocolate Coke right about now…

Next door but three illicitly peers Melothria the First.

There’s gargantuan cucamelons in the streets, they’re up to my ankles (she came)

Gargantuan cucamelons in the streets, they’re up to my knee (she came)

Gargantuan cucamelons in the streets, the town of Chicago (she came)

Gargantuan cucamelons on the rise, they’re following me

The Bath Mat Factory Doors: Peace Frogs

Well it’s Summer.

seek shelter!

Where is Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr. and his Sledge-O-Matic™ when you need him?

Sometimes it’s called “cagutze” ! Depending on the different dialects and regions!

Watch out for falling cucamelons…one ((((((((( konk )))))) on the head will spell disaster and stain your clothes, roofs, streets and whole neighborhoods! Cuza Cuza!

is this in Ukraine?

So I had to google Cucamelon. You’re always making me look stuff up, TB. :0)

You folks should take shelter under that overpass. Just watch for night water dumping.

“The Revenge of the Mexican Sour Gherkins” Coming soon to a drive-in theater near you!

Canned by Cucamelons.

Warning: Frogs are soon to come, please stand by.

Yes. I prefer them pickled. MMMMMMM

Prepare for the kumquats … full seed ahead …⁉️

( yikes, we’ve been interrobanged too )

Please give to rescue the poor children forced to wade through knee-high melon innards.

Grow bupkis in your garden. Easiest plant in the world to take care of.

So there was something to the videos with cats and cucumbers.

Same cucamelon time, same cucamelon channel.

Simply gourdgeous weather we’re having, eh Martha?

You have to smell their butt to know if they’re ripe or not.

But is really a cucamelon if it’s “gargantuan”?

Can they be used by the harassed Citizens to make a fair equivalent of kolokythakia tiganita?

Otherwise, it’s just vegan hail….

Phrog Applause

The Sky Is Crying

Stevie Ray Vaughan

The Wrath of Khan

Cucamonga

Sorry bout Taffy, Ms T..

I wonder if this follows on the Lululemon invasion of a few years back.