In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 04, 2023

Shoulda had a clue when he pitched to second base.

That’s a problem with those robo-pitchers.

How did he even make it to the mound?

Good thing or they would have to charge him with an offense.

So THAT is what was wrong with Joe Ryan.

The battery is backward? So the catcher is on the mound and the pitcher is behind the plate?

… throws like a girl!

Fortunately it didn’t include assault.

Happens to me all the time. I have a hard time seeing those pluses and minuses.

It goes in flat side down from the control panel door or button side up from the bottom battery hatch.