F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 27, 2023

Pretty good trick.

Sneaky honey very sneaky. I’m impressed.

Little did she know that he was the inventor of the one-man-party.

Ha ha!

It only works once! Besides, she shouldn’t have to resort to pranks for him to pitch in!

Okay! Partay!

Nasty!

This made me laugh. Good one.

I just might try that tactic.

I’ll never trust anything you ever say again as long as I live!

but make the bed after

I have a term called ‘Museum Time’. After I clean a bathroom, it cannot be used for an hour but only looked at admiringly for said cleanliness. It is on ‘Museum Time’. It can apply to kitchens and just vacuumed carpet as well.

Sometimes I have to pretend I’m going to have guests in order to be motivated to clean.

Be prepared for a nasty bathroom and a dirty kitchen in the future.

And you wonder why I have trust issues.

In Imgur a guy said that he pretended to be a hot looking woman and ‘hooked up’ (Tinder?) with his sloppy roommate so sloppy roommate would clean up his crap (in case ‘hot looking woman’ wanted to come over…

As an introvert, I actually wouldn’t be too upset about this. Nothing pleases me more than canceled plans. :)

My wife’s plan for getting the house ready for company… make it look like nobody lives here.