Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 22, 2023

At the Up Your Skirt, a Vicky iris flower pot undie in store for you…

Knuckles did it, and Knuckles is with Chuckles the Wicked Man Eating Shark. Buckles and Huckles, fear the camera eye in the sky.

A shot of old grandfather in your mug of salted coffee at Star Buck’s Seat and the right amount of Doe…

You look guilty of something.

Con, Vic & Ted for some bra bust Ed photo shop pics too.

That’s what they all say!

Do patent leather shoes really reflect up?

GASP!

Programming note: Do not take photos of people, unless they ask you to. That will not happen often.

Your denials betray you.

You’ve all got Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov all wrong.

He’s Vlad’s yoga instructor.

(Namaste!)

…first off, it’s a kilt you’re wearing…

…not a skirt…

…and second…

…that’s just a weird place to hang a camera. ..

…yes, step on a crack…

…break you mother’s back rules have to be enforced…

…but you don’t have to be covert …

…and the up and down wiggling is perverse…

…but not…

…and I can’t skirt the issue…

…when the camera pops up…

….and all you see is plaid…

…I know it’s the new Froglandia tik tok thing…

….but you’re doing it wrong ding dong…

So that’s why he kept dropping his cell phone!

Ah. The cops have made an arrest. They say it was Colonel Mustard. On the escalator. With a Nikon.

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks

Smiley and his bird finger in the bush photo shoot. A poleroid swinger for a clean Floydism of the pink depancer.

Here’s looking at you babe, in the naked city mall.

Your right eye is lower than your left. You must be guilty.

My dad had a dime store. My mom once ejected a guy who was crawling around on his hands and knees with an upward facing mirror in one hand.

My selfie stick got stuck on the floor and I …uh… accidentally pressed the button trying to pick it up …!

( 6 times )

how do you know that?

Why does no one want to look up my skirt? I have plenty of selfies I could send you.

he had multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots…

Suspicious brow bone.

Acromegaly is a hell of a disease. Makes you look like a neanderthal.

BONGO Furry…

FZ and The Mothers

Thanks for your blog note on Filial laws- Pennsylvania is soon to see an elder population increase! Also, PA doesn’t tax pensions, or distributions from 401Ks and IRAs.

Yeah, yeah, that’s what all you perverts say. All those up-skirts we found hidden your closet just appeared out of nowhere, I suppose? Your photographic “skills” (as we might call them) say it all: you are that guy. You do not “just look like him.” You are him, and we’re gonna fix your little red wagon, if you know what we mean….