Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 23, 2023

Sounds a little fishy.

I like a story with a twist.

Was the culprit packing?

Sad to see the Teletubbies still living on the streets after all this time.

Yes you funny Peep’s, too reward is to ward off a little dirtier.

Explain ha ha go do what you gotta do.

No no, please DO explain

They lady with the arthritis in the other hand.

“Even if statute governing pay for maintenance of patients in state hospitals did not supersede common law liability of husband to support wife, husband was not liable to state hospital for room, board, lodging, and treatment furnished to wife who had been charged with first degree murder and committed to hospital by court, in best interests of state and of wife, for treatment without permitting husband to have wife in private institution.” Ark. Code § 20-47-106 Arkansas State Hospital for Nervous Diseases v. Kestle, 1963, 236 Ark. 5, 364 S.W.2d 804.

What the ? ! ? !

What are these? You were supposed to get HAM KEYS! These are USELESS!

check on ebay…

The three ninjas pulled their masks up, revealing their faces, kind of like Spiderman sometimes does.

Page one of an epic adventure.

Had to be someone from the inside…who else can pull off a heist, on this scale, without being a slippery sort of eel?

Sardine keys open the doors to so many fish recipes!

No time to explain THAT one, either!!

You 3 are just making mountains out of molehills … try making lemon into lemonade and start collecting blister packaging discards …!

( bloodstains & all )

It’s going to take a small mackerel to solve this one!

That background reminds me of the pink Formica countertops in my great aunt’s kitchen.

Don’t clean them! It wrecks their value. That original 1945 aroma is worth big bucks.

A reward, you say…?

I have no sympathy for this trio of malcontents and their faux sense of urgency. I do not like sardines, not one little bit(e).

Let them eat cake! (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Confessions 1765, published 1782. “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche!” No queens were harmed in the making of this Comment.)

I’ll be worried when someone steals my mon key collection.