Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 26, 2023

So are you a part-time ptarmigan?

And that’s why no duck has ever won a major raffle.

Anyway, there’s only one.

Maybe it’s a teal without any zeal.

I suggest you duck anyway, unless you’d rather bob and weave.

Duck with a lottery or scratch-off ticket? Maybe….

We didn’t say you were a duck. We just made an observation about ducks in your presence.

…what a quack…

…Tom Cruise went to a presidential rally…

…whoa!…

…Tom said…

…those people are in a crazy cult…

…so I turned the channel…

…Gilligan was on…

…so I turned again…

…tell me doctor…

…will he live?…

…does it matter?…

…the nursing home will just take his house…

…click!…

…Tonto, do you know what I think when I lay my head back, and see all these stars?…

…hmmm, kemosabe…

…someone stole our tent?…

…click…

…Strange New World is literally a space opera this week…

…next…

…the complete history of Frog Applause next on…

… Coyote Television…

…with commentary by the usual gang …

What the …?

well, that’s just ducky.

You’ll know when you are a duck. BTW, ducks and geese never void their wastes while flying. You’re welcome.

Yer a purdy bird.

“DUCK!” … “Whew, that was close.” … “Chickennnnn…”

TALKING NOT-A-DUCK!

He’s very quacked up…please excuse him! ☺️

Why a duck?

You’re not a pipe either.

Can confirm that’s not a duck.

(Arkansas is the Duck Capital of the World)

https://tinyurl.com/DuckCapital

So Ruben Bolling’s wrong? There’s no such person as Lucky Ducky?

Treacherously, Ceci n’est pas un canard

you really know how to start a rhyming game!

Maverick was a product of duct tape. Fixx the deck with duct tape.

Duck duck goose. (Not “gray duck”, Minnesota.)

In this point in the time/space continuum, that bird (?) can choose any d.a.m.n.e.d crownoun it wants …⁉️

( you’ve been interrorbanged [sic] )

Even in Froglandia luck is randomly distributed except for the top 1% in net worth.

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Play chicken without a turn of the duck luck…turn the stare down into the basement…

So ‘Lucky Duck’ has been a lie all along? HOAX!

But make no mistake about it, you haven’t lived until you’ve been goosed by luck.

Bonnie Raitt Luck Of The Draw

Short straw wins.

Duck a l’orange.

Not a duck! Not a duck!

Outta luck! Outta luck!

Anyway; sometimes it just doesn’t pay to “display” for the Lame Masses who think you’re a duck, for bird’s sake!

There’s a lot of wisdom in this comic today.

Two very valid points!