Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 05, 2023

You pick the wrong audience to try your break out act.

I don’t see him getting a buzz from this crowd.

Not such a bad idea to test out your routine- the rate at which crickets chirp tells you how hot you are.

Breaking News! mainstream response.

You best bee gone.

Rub your legs together for the comic ANTics of Harry Horn Net.

Don’t forget to tip your locust.

He better seek the dark web for shelter…

This was hilarious and made my morn.

And they all look so happy to be there.

To bee, or not to bee

A moment I like in “Bojack Horseman” is when an anthropomorphic cricket in a standup comedy audience makes no sound.

Better hope the police don’t Raid the place

Crickets aren’t silent. What happens is, when there’s no human response, all you can hear is… crickets.

Ah, ha,ha,ha, cute.

this ticked me off

Calm down, just bee yourself…

I thin he’s getting the idea to buzz off.