Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for July 27, 2023

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Dan got leave of St. Peter to go visit his friend, Stan Frank, who had gone to the other place. St. Peter said, “Don’t be late, and don’t forget your harp.”

    Dan’s buddy Frank had become a really successful Disco Club owner, so they had a good time visiting.

    Dan did make it back in time before St. Peter locked up for the night, but then St. Pete noticed he didn’t have his harp with him.

    “Oh, no!” said Dan. “I left my harp in Stan Frank’s Disco!”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tony is laughing in Heaven, I hope!

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    If? So then they would call out, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    They had to go with wrist bands because those robes don’t have pockets for ticket stubs.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    All these years and I never realized that all the thunder and lightning was just Club Heaven gettin’ down. Oompa Ooompa Ooompa…

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