Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 12, 2023

“This program was brought to you by the Eagle Hand-Laundry. If your eagles’ hands are dirty, we’ll wash ’em clean!” —Daffy Duck

Maybe Horace will have more success if he wears a bikini.

I often take my friend Phil along to get gas because the local gas station offers “Free Carwash with Philip”.

Don’t forget to mention that you also HOOFer the interior…

Well they certainly ain’t bear hands.

Plain hoof-washing can scratch the exterior paint.

Horses washed too, maybe?

LOL! They’ll never know Horace!

devil in the details

Just get one of those big, spongy “We’re Number 1!” hands, and you’re done.

Yeah, sure. They don’t look like Styrofoam. They are natural organic human hands. Not only that, but they are the best, I only use those

he’s very handy.

My car doesn’t have a hand, but it is tired.

If you want to do some marketing for your car wash, use those giant foam “We’re number one!” hands.

As long as the sponges are not styrofoam. :)

Handwashed is handwashed.

If you see a bunch of bees fly past with their legs crossed, you know they’re looking for a BP station!

Not hoof-washed, no opposable thumbs.

can I have a rain check…?

Grow your own hands Horace as a Houyhnhnm can.