Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 30, 2023

Oh, Mittens! Calm down with a good mocha and let her have an old pilgrimAGE to Mecca to get rid of the squeaks…(the shoes’ and yours)

#Hadjinsteadofhutch

#mittydon’tsweatonpurpose

Mitty is a chicken. He’s worse than Bear. (She’s afraid of Monroe at the moment, but they made progress a few hours ago. Maybe Mitty could help with introductions.)

Grandma is okay, Mittens. You don’t need to be afraid.

Those squeaky sandals would make it sound as if Grandma is in league with the Evil Squirrels.

Her new sandals must be destroyed.

Pretend they are a squeaky mouse got and attack them, Mittens

#ExerciseExorcisesSqueaks

Have a daughter (25) who does reading challenges from her Booktubers… this last one was a “pet pick” (you have a pet, they pick your next book to read). Our tuxie Sally, who disdains almost all human activity, let her put 4 small folded pieces of paper near her, sniffed all 4, then gently pushed one of them away from her with one paw…we all just watched in awe and amazement, as if she had just pulled a sword from a stone. Everyone who believes in pet-scrying, go read something by Jodi Picoult right now!