Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 31, 2023

Cafe(male siamese), discovered a roast on the kitchen counter. It wound up on the floor by the time I returned to find out what the thud was about. He had a mouth full of roast chewing away. He knew he was in trouble but decided since he was caught and punished he might as well enjoy the last of what was in his mouth, and put his paws over his mouth while still chewing. It was all I could do to keep from laughing. Chastised him and quickly went into the next room and broke out in laughter as quickly as I could manage.

Not to mention more handsome as well.

I was owned by two tuxies, and they do look fancy.

Today our large, long-haired tuxie’s backside is clotted with … let’s just say chocolate chunks … and he’ll look even less fancy while he’s washed. #tryandcatchme

I bet Mittens is good at the up chuck too

You are a very fancy boy, Mittens.

Enquiring minds want to know what Stumpy and Harold are going to get up to.

On second thought, maybe it’s better not to ask. We are talking about Stumpy after all.

Not true. Mittens is also well acquainted with steak. #alsomediumrareplease.

I bet Harold doesn’t have a fancy chariot.

How many chucks could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck chucks?

None. He knocked himself unconscious the first time he tried.

#TalkTrashRunFast

Don’t worry Mitty…you’re WAY fancier than Stumpy’s aunt’s tuxie