“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
DaveG1960 11 months ago
A nerves system like a dead dinosaur……..
Willywise52 Premium Member 11 months ago
But they always grow black,right?…right?…huh?…
ajr58(1) 11 months ago
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
boydjb47 11 months ago
“I felt that” is why he got punched.
Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m surprised the signal got through at all.
orbenjawell Premium Member 11 months ago
…..NOW he’ll ask:“Uhhhhhhh: Whawwuzdat? Did you guys feel the building shift?”……..
gantech 11 months ago
Maybe that’s why he never learns…too long a gap between inappropriate behavior and consequence.