Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 01, 2023

Therefor nobody can.

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.

Posted at 5:13 am, “Me neither!” I have spoken.

…that’s one way for a peeping Tom to open up options…

…I bet it’s an earworm…

…Abba’s, I do I do I do I do I do I do…

…or…

…that crappy anti-commentor commentor…

…the 5 glasses of Dr. Pepper…

…the toilet won’t stop running…

…all dressed up and no place to go…

…restless leg syndrome…

…did Jesus wear underwear?…

…why did I pack all of those millionaire’s clothes just for a 3 hour tour?…

…am I already dreaming and just thinking I’m awake?…

…why are there locks on the Waffle House doors?…

…are Hi & Lois really vacationing in NYC?…

…is Metropolis really NYC?…

…who goes first if you both stop at a stop sign at the same time?…

…which red and yellow striped snake is safe and which is poison?…

…do I cut the red wire or the green?…

…would Jesus heal you from being overweight?…

…will the Brown’s…

..nah…

…they won’t…

…would I bunt to break up a no hitter?…

…is eating an egg ok for a catholic to eat on a Friday in lent?…

…is Frog Applause…

…yes…

…yes it is…

Wait for a vehicle to come along. Cross street; let it hit you. You’ll get yer sleep, then!!

you and me both, pal.

Try counting light bulbs.

Trending.

Ten minutes of vigorous exercise, with a five minute cooling off, topped with a bit of light reading. Half hour, tops.

Goldurnit

You’re gonna get a bunch of shoes thrown at ya now.

I suggest a nice warm glass of milk, laced with a couple of stiff shots of scotch, to help you get back to sleep.

we can’t hear you

….and neither can anyone else with your moaning, groaning and whining!

I’m so tired, I haven’t slept a wink

I’m so tired, my mind is on the blink

Y….A….W….N ….

( I think I hurt myself )

Idle threats of snores and some more Mormon of Norman and Honeymooners, or Norm and Cheers, I can’t sleep with, Battle Royal Wrestling my pillow. Pin my wife down for six points.

Bulldozers for the sandman are better Lovers.

Sharing is caring.

…if your voice reflects how you experience the world, it’s like you’re at the bottom of the toilet bowl…?

Wedding dresses can make a badass blanket Fore Kittens too.

SO much in the Blog worthy of comment. Our divine Ms. T should not worry a second about the dislikers. (Hate is such a strong word.) Everything we read is in the context of our own internal monologue, our attitude, our intentions. To quote from below, you’re so lame, you probably think this comic is about you.

The most important part in creating any art form is to please yourself. (Re: comment 10. under “These people…”) If you’re not pleasing yourself, the quality of the work will soon wave “Bye-bye” as it leaps out the window.

And then we see even the GoComics I.T. department has a sense of humor. They took the time to please themselves with a witty Error 500 explanation.

Somehow saying it louder makes it more true. My toddler tries the same strategy lol.

May I suggest Melatonin?

I know that feel, bro.

Okay, okay! We heard you! Now STOP SHOUTING and go to sleep like a good chap. You’ve disturbed the entire neighborhood. People need their sleep, and so do you!

If it comes down to this, we can arrange to put you to sleep! (Unfortunately, this service we offer does not include “waking up again”….)

The images are too close together to get a perfect image, but if you stare at them for a minute or so you can get a partial third image in the center with a 3-D effect.

He must be a cartoonist.