Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 11, 2023

The local weather service has provided a recipe for roasting a chicken in your mailbox. Seems legit.

Good thinking, Red! No licking, Rover!

Yum… Fried egg in butter!

Chef Boy R Red! BTW, try utilizing a magnifying glass, that will speed it up! Ha

Eggs-cellent thinking, Red.

Is this how Julia Child got started?

good idea, but I’m not sure I want an egg cooked on a place where people walk on. :p

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2185313878235894

Inventive, Red.

It’s so hot…..

How Hot Is It?

It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting.

It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.

It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.

It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.

It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.

It’s so hot my Pop Tarts popped.

t’s so hot E. L. James titled her next book “Fifty Shades of Red”.

It’s so hot you can’t make a chili dog.

It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.

It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.

It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.

Mom better check the fridge.. she might be low on butter…

Did you season the sidewalk Red …… guess it won’t matter as the butter will keep it from sticking ……. Rover will be the taster ……………… :)

Can’t wait for the Red & Rover “Sidewalk Cookbook!”

A whole stick of butter and one egg?

Why not use a frying pan?

This boy is brilliant!

In Texas, so far, we’ve had 6-7 weeks of 100+ temps and no rain. And that’s not even the record.