Yes, Katie. The cookies are free-ranged. They’re raised on a steady diet of Mozart and flash cards. They qualify for entry into the local third grade. We raise our cookies very carefully. But the less you know about the slaughtering and rendering processes, the better. I’ve been to the cookie slaughterhouse. I’ve only recently started sleeping nights again.
seanfear about 1 year ago
a Karen in the making
C about 1 year ago
Golden opportunity to refuse service
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
“No ice cream for you, one year!”
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
“Sorry. We’re closed…..just now. Goodbye.”
mccollunsky about 1 year ago
I only want grass fed cookies.. thank you very much.
Lyrak about 1 year ago
Don’t encourage her, Adam.
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
A good spanking would make her give up that “sport”.
Odd Dog Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sorry we don’t serve whiny children before 6 pm.
Sign on door: open Mon – Sat 10 am – 6 pm, Sun 10 am – 5 pm
Just-me about 1 year ago
The free-range parenting isn’t working Adam…
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The cookies might be free ranged, but the clientele are definitely deranged.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“The batter is bitter, and the dough is pretty raw about the whole situation…”
FassEddie about 1 year ago
She’s going back out to the car. That guy’s given his wrists to this profession! Don’t ask him to follow along with your attempt at humor!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
What an annoying brat. And her enabling father is too stupid to realize it’s not cute.
DawnQuinn1 about 1 year ago
Most Karens I know are wonderful woman. Maybe “seanfear” men are all jerks. lol
daisypekin01 about 1 year ago
Indeed.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
She is highly unethical…….sheez!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Keep your pee picking paws off my chain there little lady. Ya wanna cone or not.
stamps about 1 year ago
The cookies are whipped by giant beaters, then Pressed down on metal trays and thrown in flaming ovens for 30 minutes. Oh, the humanity!
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
I can imagine why she would want free range cookies anyway, they are filthy.
thevideostoreguy about 1 year ago
Yes, Katie. The cookies are free-ranged. They’re raised on a steady diet of Mozart and flash cards. They qualify for entry into the local third grade. We raise our cookies very carefully. But the less you know about the slaughtering and rendering processes, the better. I’ve been to the cookie slaughterhouse. I’ve only recently started sleeping nights again.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Katy can’t help it, she “woke” up this way.
zarilla about 1 year ago
Already there.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 1 year ago
actually, it sounds like fun. may have to give it a try and see who has a sense of humor. if i can’t have fun, i ain’t playing
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Good way to get barred.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!!!
eb110americana about 1 year ago
Time to give young Katy a free sample of the Tabasco ice cream…
robtgordon about 1 year ago
Katy is annoying. She either needs medication or to be institutionalized.
T... about 1 year ago
Absolutely great! I love your art, but today’s story line is priceless especially making the daughter the wise a s s…
Ukko wilko about 1 year ago
That’s O.K., but I will be adding our 20% nuisance tax to your order.
ganeydn about 1 year ago
Is the chocolate produced by slave labor?
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is not funny. The child is a jerk and the Dad approves of it. And we wonder why there ks so much anger in society.
LrdSlvrhnd about 1 year ago
“ma’am”?