Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 04, 2023

Don’t worry, Patty won’t tell on you, neither will Mama or I.

#drunkpattywontremember

It happens, Mitty. Did she give you any cheesy poofs afterwards?

It’s not your fault, Mittens. Do not feel bad about it.

It’s a curse to be so fancy.

You are irresistible, Mittens.

She gives you cheesy poofs so let her have a stolen snuggle now and then.

Don’t worry Mittens – you did not make that sound on PURRpose.

Just be aware that purring does not always mean contentment. It can also be a sign of anxiety. Anxious cats may purr to calm themselves.

#AssessPurrCarefully

My cat feels the same way about me. He wants my husband all to himself.

Drunk Patty may be a hot mess, but she loves you. You can purr once in a while.