Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 22, 2023

So much for sugar and spice

If looks could kill, she will!

A.) You’re dadgum, B.) You’re dadgum…..

Why? She looks just right. No need to be in bad shape like Barbie & such.

Should have stopped with,”Gosh, no!”

Her body is OK, but her hair is too much.

Thinking is one thing, saying it is another thing!

At least he tried to be nice in expressing his opinion. So many seem to take delight in vicious denigration.

No kid her age should have such worries except if she’s morbidly obese.

Awww little Flossie is adorable! Love her bouncy curls!

Well, you asked!

he REALLY spends too much time with Broomie…

Her hair color almost matches the tree leaves

Why do females always ask us if they’re fat, and when we tell them the truth, they get mad?? If they don’t want an honest answer then they shouldn’t ask the question!

Or he could have said “Your fat head makes your body look small by comparison”.

He should have just said “No I don’t think”

When asked such questions my standard answer has always been, “I am not qualified to answer that question.” The emaciated bean pole look has never been a favourite. I prefer ladies who look like Mrs Verlander or Mrs O’Connell or my wife. Healthy, with a little meat on their bones.

Hair weighs more than her…

CAUTION!!!

Be sure the brain is engaged, before putting the mouth in gear.

C’mon Flossie, where is your sense of humour?

His brain is still developing…..

Prepare for your beating.

And so Nerwin has learned a valuable lesson. A man can never win any kind of dispute with a woman. Hang on to that for your life, young troll!