Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 22, 2023

Deafening decibels eh.

She also needs a welders mask.

This is great, now he has every reason to wear hearing protection himself

There was an episode of The Flintstones in which Fred asked Barney, “How am I supposed to sleep with a loud nightshirt?”

Tie? Why even have one?

A tie for the hearing impaired.

Back in the 1970s, a friend and I dressed up as bums in loud ties. Our moms were happy to loan us their least favorite tie from our dads’ collections. Mine was a clip-on, and sometime during trick-or-treating, I lost it. We looked everywhere for it but could not find it. I was not looking forward to telling my mom what happened. When I got home, imagine my surprise when I told my mom I’d lost the tie and she answered “Oh, good! I was hoping for something like that!” Turns out my dad didn’t care either; he hadn’t worn that one in years.

And you haven’t even turned on the blinking lights.

He should remind her that it was her son that gave him the tie in the first place.