Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for August 03, 2023

Should we know who he is?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. . .

Maybe if your agent ever calls you again you might find your phone.

Reminds me of the third prophet in this clip, starting about 37 seconds in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmyuE0NpNgE&ab_channel=radiac

“When the dogs bite, when the bees sting, when I’m feeling sad. I simply remember where I’ve put these things and then I don’t feel so bad.”

Don’t they have an app for that? Is this the rollout?

“and where are my glasses? oh, i’m wearing them…”

Lost and Found TED talk.

True story: just yesterday I lost my wallet and keys. But I had my phone, so nobody calling it would do any good finding the missing wallet and keys.

I did find them — in the last place I looked!

Your dignity too?