Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 12, 2023

The animals are the “upper” life forms.

Your friend should be worried about eating crow

National Park Service ranger (possibly apocryphal): “The reason it’s so hard to make bear-proof containers is that there is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

See today’s “F-Minus” comic

“The raccoons opened it in minutes.”

You have to hold in the two tabs while pushing down and turning. It was designed by medicine bottle engineers.

I hope he figures it out, but I don’t think he can.

“What are you trying to tell me?”

The garbage-man’s testing doesn’t include IQ…