Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 16, 2023

“Meat” your match.

Marm is not the …….. waiting type!!!

;-)

Well, next time you need to be more specific.

Sorry, but Marm had a stake in having your steak…

He got the bone, it just happened to have a little meat still on it.

Call the dog catcher.

T. Bone Pickens

You should never give a dog cooked bones. They splinter and can cause problems.

NEVER……..offer any meat to ‘Marm’ that you REALLY don’t want him to have……or it’s gone ! ! ! ! !

You really have to be careful how you say things to Marm …… especially when it involves food …………. you should have started with “AFTER” I’m done eating my steak ….. “YOU” can have the bone ……… well, live and learn ……… ;)

Marm doesn’t mind the meat!

That’s what dude gets for wearing the tablecloth from the last picnic.

Marm wants the whole steak