Me thinks Melrose was actually hired as an appetizer, not a bellhop. He obviously didn’t read the want ad correctly.
I guess that’s one way to relish your job. After all, he is there to serve. Or was that to be served? I keep confusing the two.
Why not put the relish on a sandwich instead?
That is a horrible way to go.
Mustard would be better.
Just for kicks, dust up with some Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium, with a finish of Chinese hot mustard
No, but I would relish a little dijon mustard.
Don’t do it….you’ll be less appetizing.
Better idea — spray yourself with skunk or something equally as unappetizing.
Poor Melrose. He needs a plastic dummy stand in that looks like him.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
Me thinks Melrose was actually hired as an appetizer, not a bellhop. He obviously didn’t read the want ad correctly.
Imagine 11 months ago
I guess that’s one way to relish your job. After all, he is there to serve. Or was that to be served? I keep confusing the two.
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
Why not put the relish on a sandwich instead?
Red Bird 11 months ago
That is a horrible way to go.
Dean 11 months ago
Mustard would be better.
loridobson Premium Member 11 months ago
Just for kicks, dust up with some Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium, with a finish of Chinese hot mustard
ladykat 11 months ago
No, but I would relish a little dijon mustard.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Don’t do it….you’ll be less appetizing.
JLChi 11 months ago
Better idea — spray yourself with skunk or something equally as unappetizing.
crazeekatlady 11 months ago
Poor Melrose. He needs a plastic dummy stand in that looks like him.