Me thinks Melrose was actually hired as an appetizer, not a bellhop. He obviously didn’t read the want ad correctly.
I guess that’s one way to relish your job. After all, he is there to serve. Or was that to be served? I keep confusing the two.
That is a horrible way to go.
Mustard would be better.
Just for kicks, dust up with some Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium, with a finish of Chinese hot mustard
No, but I would relish a little dijon mustard.
Don’t do it….you’ll be less appetizing.
Better idea — spray yourself with skunk or something equally as unappetizing.
Poor Melrose. He needs a plastic dummy stand in that looks like him.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Me thinks Melrose was actually hired as an appetizer, not a bellhop. He obviously didn’t read the want ad correctly.
Imagine over 1 year ago
I guess that’s one way to relish your job. After all, he is there to serve. Or was that to be served? I keep confusing the two.
Red Bird over 1 year ago
That is a horrible way to go.
Dean over 1 year ago
Mustard would be better.
Dobber Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just for kicks, dust up with some Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium, with a finish of Chinese hot mustard
ladykat over 1 year ago
No, but I would relish a little dijon mustard.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Don’t do it….you’ll be less appetizing.
JLChi over 1 year ago
Better idea — spray yourself with skunk or something equally as unappetizing.
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
Poor Melrose. He needs a plastic dummy stand in that looks like him.