F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 19, 2023

a guy reading shampoo labels …. I sure don’t wanna be friends with someone who does this

It’s a wonder he got there at all. The instructions said “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”

If it was an actual medical product, there would be several pages of warnings and disclaimers.

This wasn’t what I meant when I said that I wanted to share a bottle of bubbles.

Well this is a wash

Hope you didn’t use it without reading the instructions and warnings

Lather rinse call Pete?

Run!

Scenes from “No Second Date”.

Bronner’s philosophy, installment XXIV. The suspense is not killing you.

t least he might have clean hair, both high and low. /s

Back before internet and cable TV, watching soaps was all the rage.

And why is the single most important word on a shampoo bottle, namely “shampoo” as opposed to “conditioner” the smallest and least legible word? They make branding, product line and meaningless tag lines HUGE.

If you have a hard time figuring out the ingredients, maybe it shouldn’t be in your hair.

Interesting bit of trivia:

One of the cleverest marketing tricks of all time was when one word was added to the directions on a shampoo bottle which caused overall sales to nearly double.

That word was ‘Repeat’.

A schmoe with a Moe’s haircut

Mace would be more handy on the subway than shampoo.

During dessert we can read the deodorant info together.