Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 26, 2023

Oy, vey…now Kim is the new Luke?!? Apparently no one wants to go back to Korea after they’ve seen Milford.

Apparently, there’s another new sheriff in town. Can only mean one thing . . . Gil’s a lock for yet another COTY award and a return visit with Beth the Bartendress. This time, sans Mimi and Ericka.

What the hell is going on????

P2- Gil is a super spy sitting in on the VT administration meeting to rubber stamp Kim into the AD role. Nice olive suit GilPa. Now get out and style and profile like The Nature Boy. Woo-oooo!

Now that is an evil grin.

The Milford, OH Eagles didn’t let their fans down last night as they prevailed over host Lebanon 34-29 in the Valley (a.k.a. Eastern Cincinnati Conference) opener. Up 28-3, the Eagles withstood Lebanon’s valiant comeback effort, rallying late for the win after the Warriors took a 29-28 lead. Second in the Valley is in play. Yas, Bay Bay!

P2: Quite the board that Valley Tech has there- Tina Fey, Stephen A and a young Kevin Bacon.

P4 “Soooo…where’s my sheriff’s hat?”

will valley tech add a ping pong team ? will kwan play qb or quit the team to open a nail salon

One more question Coach Kim , can you tell us a little about this year’s football team ? Sure , in aĺl reality , no team will cross the 48th Parallel I mean yard line against us !

P 4 (Kim): “… and my first and only goal is to beat that Gil $&@?!-ing Thorp!…”

P1- The ants are talking?

P2- “Can you guess which one of us is also a hand model?”

P3- “I won’t let you down, < suckers > !”

To build team unity, the first matter of business is to change the school mascot. By unanimous approval, this year’s VT team are the Mexican Hairlesses.

I don’t know. He looks a little too…wholesome and perfect in P3. I think he’s hiding something. And speaking of hiding, I’m not hiding the fact that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/08/26/new-coach-2/

P 2: “… so tell us. Mr Kwan, where do you see yourself in 5 years?…”

Gil-doh!. Congratulations on your teams win. If I’m reading Max Preps correctly. Your teams first game was non conference. This 2nd win was a conference. Then the other 8 games are conference. I may be wrong, to me there looks like there is little or no room for failure. A couple of losses and a team could be out of the running for the conference championship. Once again congratulations on your teams win and the season ahead.

Episode 30(!) of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/08/27/milford-after-dark-episode-30/