9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for August 21, 2023

It doesn’t help, try to get a different camera angle

Do you really want that question answered ?

for “yes” press 0 and for “no” press 0.

No, the FAT makes you look fat.

Don’t ask if you don’t want the answer is a good rule to follow. Also, don’t answer if you know what’s the safest path.

No, it’s not the screen.

Never ask a viewer for feedback, that’s like asking a GoComics commenter what they think of your comment…

Fatter (Wider)

How many people sit side on and look straight ahead to watch TV?