Fred Basset by Alex Graham for August 31, 2023

Good one Fred but remember she is your snack source so…

That was so unlike you, I am surprised that you would do that.

Fred, Fred, Fred. You have obviously not learned the cardinal rule – women do NOT take jokes about their weight well. At all. Ever. Especially if it’s a joke about gaining weight. No no no.

“One at a time, please”……

I didn’t realize this jacket weighed so much…….

Oh, Fred, I love it❣️ how could she not be aware that you were right behind her? All this salad and tasteless dry bread :-D

Great strip today!

Awww Fred, that wasn’t very nice.

Oh Fred…don’t ever do that to anyone. It’ll put people in shock like Mrs. Dear.

Hummm … Only one weight reading … Did you think of trying again to make sure it was correct ? Measure twice and cut once ;-)

I’d bring her a large brandy if I were you.

LOL Fred, you little scamp! Love you

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Bassetts are VERY heavy dogs.

So clever, Fred!

Alcohol is just fermented sugar. It will only make the problem worse.

She’s going to be so relieved the next time she steps on that scale (without any “help” from Fred).

You thought you were just helping ….. weren’t you, Fred …………… ;)

Who knew? Fred is a practical joker…

Not funny, Fred.

Fred is very rarely a bad dog.

He was just complaining the day before about having to go on a diet when the Dears went on one. . .

Not a nice thing to do fred