Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 23, 2023

Shoplifter’s reviews, a grand idea.

We could, but we don’t want him to strain himself.

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Or maybe those flash mobs. I’ve noticed that my Lowe’s has taken measures with a lot of their high dollar items and put them under lock and key to prevent theft

If they aren’t satisfied, maybe they should shoplift elsewhere.

Obviously a blue stater.

You’d think the smaller sizes would be easier to conceal.

According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average woman wears a size 16 (typically translated to an XL)