Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 05, 2023

Oh well, comatahs, comatoes…..

A malady that I hope never to have to deal with.

It’s probably bumblefoot: "Bumblefoot is a staph infection that affects a chicken’s foot pad. "

The nurse at the vaccination center recently qualified for a sport in the Olympics. What sport is it?

Javelin

The nurse tells the doctor: “There’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”

The doctor replies: “Tell him I can’t see him now.”

Nurse: “Sorry for the waiting”

Man: “No problem, I’m patient.”

The nurse made my heart skip a beat

It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.

My feet are ugly because I had toelio when younger

I thought it was “toelio” and only British royalty got it.

It might be toemain.

Later, walking in the dark he’ll have Krakatoa’s.

Since he’s a writer, it may be the Oxford variant.

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Man: Doc, why do my hands tingle when I pee? Doc: Because you have poor aim.

Cosmo has comatoes on one end and suffers from intermittent comatose on the other end.

If your toes were in a coma you wouldn’t feel them tingle, find a male doctor for second opinion…

Diabetic Neuropathy.