Lola by Todd Clark for September 27, 2023

The dumb leading the dumber.

…and more useful to society.

Bananas have a tiny bee stinger? I’ve never been stung by one so I’ve never noticed. Is that so the banana can sting bees in self-defense?

The world is full of hard-to-explain things.

I fellow finds a small lantern. He rubs it and a small Genie appears. The Genie say “Thank you for freeing me. As you can see, I am only a small Genie, so I can grant you only one wish”

The fellow thinks about it for a moment and say “Well, I have always wanted to visit the countries on the other side of the ocean. But I am afraid of flying and also of boats. Can you build me a highway across the ocean so that I can drive across it?”

The Genie responds, “I am only a small Genie. That is a very big wish. Do you perhaps have an easier wish?”

The fellow thinks about it for a moment and says, “I have always wanted to understand women. Can you do that?”

The Genie responds, “How many lanes do you want the highway to have?”

Both questions will drive you bananas.

My mother and sister are both women and even they don’t understand women. :J

There is some real truth in that last statement.

It probably is.

Old punchline: Do you want that bridge 2 or 4 lanes?