Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 24, 2023

Republican Jesus!

Wow, that’s just like the Bible described him! (or so it seems these days).

Well, according to some of the “Christaliban Evangelicals”, Jesus is too “Woke” so he needs to be ignored nowadays.

I always liked the bit where Jesus drove the moneylenders and vendors out of the Temple. Said it was a house of worship, not a den of thieves! … Although, screwing with commerce was probably what got him killed …

Goodbye.

They don’t believe in dinosaurs either, though. They aren’t in bible, and according to the bible, the Earth is only a few thousand years old, so dinos must be fake. They were buried by either the Devil or Democrats (accusations vary) to try and sway “our” faith.

1980’s Tommy Chong?

Yeah, now we can turn fascist righteously.

Disguised as a mild-mannered homeless dude from Galilee…

Jesus of Nazareth was likely the most Liberal of humans to walk the Earth. The changes and advances He brought were monumental. conservatives were the Pharisees then. Today’s evangelicals oppose what Jesus taught. They are the ‘modern day pharisees’.

At last! Someone to believe in. Too bad he’s an evil monster.

and that does that, where’s the unfollow button?