FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 13, 2023

Call the Pizza rat.

How did Jason manage to get his glasses on the outside of that cheese and the toppings?

Jason the Hut?

For me, root beer is the ultimate beverage with pizza.

Ew. Dude.

The weather forecast didn’t mention a Peter-gale

Kinda surprised he drank the whole mug before digging in.

The last line really drives home how gross this is.

…you can have them all after that…

Peter’s burp is so powerful, like the blast of a jet engine. Notice how his jaws vibrate from the shock wave. Peter should apply for employment with Avengers as The Belch.

Peter’s already the perfect frat boy.