FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 25, 2023

Can his wife temporarily charge something to the credit card so he can’t use it?

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want (Spice Girls)

He needs something to offset the tofu burgers she serves up!

someone leash the guy before he kills himself, please…

Do not forget to use the coupons.

Considering the kids in that household, that’s not enough batteries…

Does he even have the money for all that junk?

Got a free membership to one of these places. I was awed by the gallon jars of pickles and sides of beef. Never found anything in a reasonable enough size to buy.

I can’t wait till he gets home for him to explain all that to his wife… :\

I think we have the 72 batteries. We also have about two dozen battery powered lamps and a dozen flashlights. We have very few power outages.

Of all the obsessions my wife could have, I’m OK with this one. At least when the batteries in my mouse lose power, I don’t have to run to the store to get new ones.

I do buy 36 pack of AA and AAA batteries. Can’t beat the price.

And this is why some people should really not have Costco memberships.

OMG, that’s my wife.

a 5 lb bag of peanuts was something I didn’t need

128 ounces is 8 pounds! :D

One would think this is a comic strip exaggeration of what Costco is like, but it’s really not.

Get two more for Peter.

It’s one thing to want these items. It’s another to have no sense of what your wife of at least 17 years will approve.

Andy should have made Roger go only with cash and enough to buy Halloween candy.

Only in 10 gallon drums for the coffee? I know a few coffee drinkers who’d go through a 10 gallon drum in a week.

This strip should teach us all something about listening to the voices in our heads — DON’T!