Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 02, 2023

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    What a strange-looking animal. Even without the palm and the castaway.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Time to take a deep dive.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Well, how long ago did you eat that charter boat?

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    The Legend of the Crabe Phare

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Vo6HXsHgizc&pp=ygUkY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gY3JhYmJlIGZhaXJl

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gross!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Better wash it out right away.

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    Comics are the first thing to read  over 1 year ago

    Bet it’s soft and tasty.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Right on the Mark…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lice can be difficult to get rid of.

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    Eli zabelle  over 1 year ago

    Have you tried lamp oil?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 1 year ago

    Thanks for the first laugh of the day, Mark!

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    How long have you been asleep?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For as long as there have been comics.

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    Maybe you could hire him to reseed your hairline

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Speaking of “nit” picking, mirrors don’t work well through the interface, which is probably why he will never notice the castaway.

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