In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 24, 2023

You can get probed later!

DeMartini was on deck. He’s been taken out of the game. He may or may not be back this season. He probeably won’t be the same when he returns.

ripped from the on-deck circle…

Forcibly traded for a Player To Be Named Later.

Yes, but not the deck you want him to be on.

So this is the inspiration for the movie “Signs?” The aliens made a big mistake beaming him up with his ball bat!

You’re gonna get fined for this.

Take me out of the baaaaaalgame.