Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 29, 2023

You’re in because nobody else applied.

R U Serious?

You have to pass tests to get out.

Did someone build a building to get you in, though?

Well, if you were not home schooled, you would have one heck of a bus ride to school every day.

Yes you would need a new space shuttle (bright yellow). 1st stop: R.U. Sirius then the ISS pick up the Russian and American kids then orbit to the Tiangong Chinese kids space station and on to the school house on Earth or would that be a new space station in orbit ?

Since you’re wearing a helmet indoors, I’m guessing she saved some money by not booking the short bus.

Mom took affirmative action.

A little nepotism is acceptable in completely private education. :)

How about an apple for the teacher? Naw, she’s more android.

They both received a letter saying they “may have already been admitted” to Walden College, so at least they have options.

Your mom took the tests, and then passed you, which was VERY difficult.

Well, you didn’t exactly volunteer either.