A mental health specialist had a group meeting with housewives who wanted to learn about themselves.
They were sitting in a circle and the specialist said, “Let’s talk about your latent desires. I will start with Martha. Martha, you brought your child with you. What’s her name?”
Martha replied, “Her name is Penny.”
The specialist said, “You are fixated on wealth and money.”
The specialist asked the next woman to name her child whom she had brought to the session.
The woman said, “My name is Donna and my little girl is named Candy.”
The specialist said, “Hmm … that would indicate your proclivity for sugar.”
The specialist turned to the next woman and said, “What are your children’s names?”
The woman immediately stood up and said, “Dick, Peter and Rod, let’s go! We don’t need to listen to this nonsense!”
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 9 months ago
Small: It “pails” in comparison. Large: Worse than a “pileup” on the interstate.
oldpine52 9 months ago
Jenga therapy?
Superfrog 9 months ago
Pail and confused.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
pile of patients…
Webby_dog 9 months ago
Sounds like my insurance type
Egrayjames 9 months ago
Pnl 1. I wonder if Henry finished his list? Pnl 2. Is that a baker’s dozen?
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
That is one big pile of crazy!
jel354 9 months ago
Not sure how this works out for doctor/patient confidentiality.
P51Strega 9 months ago
Henry is gone but the place still reverberates with his philosophy.
Baucuva 9 months ago
The company is doing okay without Henry, but they tend to have tunnel vision now.
raybarb44 9 months ago
Friendly group it would seem….
ms-ss 9 months ago
How many years has it been? I still remember the funniest scene in It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World was when Jimmie Durante kicked the bucket.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Never go to a therapist who offers to treat your whole group and charges by the pound.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
They are gonna need therapy from the therapy.
coltish1 9 months ago
Looks like a therapeutic game of Twister®.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Can you get a group therapy discount for the voices in your head?
T... 9 months ago
Little cranky when he left?…
T... 9 months ago
The rapist makes mucho more bucks…
hubbard3188 9 months ago
Henry had very big shoes to fill..
samuli creator 9 months ago
A mental health specialist had a group meeting with housewives who wanted to learn about themselves.
They were sitting in a circle and the specialist said, “Let’s talk about your latent desires. I will start with Martha. Martha, you brought your child with you. What’s her name?”
Martha replied, “Her name is Penny.”
The specialist said, “You are fixated on wealth and money.”
The specialist asked the next woman to name her child whom she had brought to the session.
The woman said, “My name is Donna and my little girl is named Candy.”
The specialist said, “Hmm … that would indicate your proclivity for sugar.”
The specialist turned to the next woman and said, “What are your children’s names?”
The woman immediately stood up and said, “Dick, Peter and Rod, let’s go! We don’t need to listen to this nonsense!”
Wiley creator 9 months ago
Grope therapy?