Thatababy by Paul Trap for August 30, 2023

I put out some old, falling apart patio chairs for the bulk pickup this morning. I looked out the window at 10 PM last night and they were gone! Pickers. Although what they are going to do with plastic wicker chairs that have unraveled and are useless……Vegas heat, it kills everything. Especially patio furniture.

Does anybody in this country recycle?

If you have anything that could be re-used around here, put it out on the curb. No sign needed. It’s gone in hours. One time two goobers came onto our lawn and yanked a metal sculpture we had that was chained to the ground. All that for about $30 worth of metal. And no, the police never really did anything about it besides write a report.

Are there any riding on the rear trucks left anymore?

Previously he drove a city bus.

Put it out the night before. Spoil the guy’s fun!

What? Do what you are supposed to do? How UN-American.