Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 08, 2023

Which one has been washed recently? I know they are all on hangers, implying they are all clean, but still….

I guess the Marines let her keep her undies after all.

Like Charlie Brown’s closet in The Peanuts Movie, all striped yellow shirts.

Now, which one was it Broomie? I am wound up to a high pitch!

(Hope that was the right term which my dictionary provided me with)

I love how she still wears her USMC underwear.

Black is the old black!

They had the same problem on Bonanza and Gilligans Island.

So that’s why you don’t do the whole “label them” thing?

LOL! And just WHERE is this neat closet?

I resemble that remark. All of my pants are the same color and the same style. When a pair wears out, I go to the store and buy another just like it.

For years, my daughter thought I only owned one pair. :)

What does she wear to a funeral?

well…whatever floats her broom.

Looks like my wardrobe

Like my closet of grey tee-shirts. Hey, I like grey.

I gotta try that, although my rut isn’t quite as deep.

You can pretend that you’re not, but you are…

Live the fantasy, Broomie!

(And, for our sakes, please, get dressed!)