The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for August 27, 2023

Dog tested. Failed.

Had an Australian Shepherd. He had one of those kong dog toys that were supposed to be indestructible. Lasted 3 days.

I recall a product that had a warranty that was valid for a lifetime UNLESS the tool was used by any 5-year-old (they can wreck ANYTHING.)

Whose a good boy !

Doggone it.

In the classic Alec Guiness film, The Man in the White Suit, that is one method they didn’t try to test the “indestructible” fabric.

Excellent movie, though.

Well, back to the drawing board.

Please remember that “indestructible” is a marketing phrase, not an actual description.

Once bought a toy for my dog. It was labeled “indestructible” It took her 18 seconds to destroy it. I know because I timed her. LOL

I’m not persuaded to use suede.

I literally researched the possibility of making cat-proof furniture covers out of Kevlar but it was prohibitively expensive and does not come in decorator colors. :)

Not Pup Proof. Needle teeth and a large supply of enthusiasm.