Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 27, 2023

Waffled in an iron?

Deep fried?

Sliced and diced?

Julienned?

Pickled?

Sauced?

I was topping up my transmission fluid last night and carefully cleaned out the funnel. Then, just as I started pouring, a fly flew into the funnel. Dang.

Drop a bowling ball on him.

Drowning in Vichyssoise, extra chilled.

You better bleach that blender, that’s nasty.

Now you know why his name is “Dick!!!”

Dick’s not too bright, is he?

Smooth(ie) move.

You won’t know what hit you, Dick!

That poor blender.

Dick showed some guts …!

( especially if Lil did it topless )

Alas, poor Dick, we knew him, Brett (Too well)

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see Dick smoke, she Dick choke, see Dick croak, don’t be a Dick. RIP Pureed is better than long agonizing death from cancer.

Dick must have more lives than a cat.

Dick sure has a lotta lives!