Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 06, 2023

Dancing? Never heard of it!

1 2 cha-cha-cha.

I do it and I don’t dance.

Perhaps when I was younger ;-)

You know what? Good on that plugger for cutting loose. You go, bear dude.

Yes, the Mrs Maisel dance challenge can leave you tied in knots.

You might add tripping over their own feet.

Or you’ve never formally danced at all. Doing The Dance of Joy doesn’t count.

I don’t drink heavy enough to dance.

As a Plugger, I know only three dance routines – the waltz, the two step, and the Polka. Hard to step on your own feet practicing those. No need to practice as my wife was raised Southern Baptist and doesn’t dance. The one time she did was at our wedding; the traditional bride and groom dance and then sat down.

Contrary to The Bee Gees, Plugger shouldn’t be dancing.

Somebody thought I was dancing in the yard once. I wasn’t, I was just being attached by fire ants…

Step on your own feet? Guess I was old at a very young age.

I’m still looking for the hidden camera in my house where they snapped that photo of me.

Eh me is bearly dance at all.

I used to break dance when i was in my teens, now that i’m in my 40’s i think if i tried even one move my knees would fly off my body

Hey fatty, lose some weight so you can see them..

It’s harder when you can’t see your feet.

I won’t dance, don’t ask me. Made the mistake at my wedding, my kids say I look like I was drunk in that picture, I hadn’t had anything stronger than soda. I ain’t got rhythm but I got my gal, who could ask for anything more.