Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 06, 2023

All he needs to do is eat 5 donuts and then take a 23 1/2 hour nap. And repeat.

Did she put him on that?

“Sad eyes, turn the other way…” Robert John.

‘Till he loses that gut. Plus, one butt cheek. That guy bends over in jeans, and it looks like an aerial view of the deep blue sea. Plus, there’s so much cellulite, looks like someone spanked him with a waffle iron.

I love the flag!

Adam@home is about to go on a diet. Maybe they could support each other…

Is Ralph trying to out-Wally Wally?

C’mon, Ralph—just get Kevin to draw you slimmer. . .

He needs lessons from Wally.

Maybe he should crawl under the table and beg for food like the dog. It worked for Lucy Ricardo.

I find peddling 30 minutes a day is easier than limiting my calorie intake. I hate both, but it is the lesser of two evils.

Hopefully forever. He is such a glutton.

Ralph, I know dinner is a family thing, but it might be better if you removed yourself from temptation.

Harridan says what?

Only until his wife turns her back

I want that flag.