Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 07, 2023

Repels Echo’s pet Badger?

I have ‘do not disturb’ signs, too!

I thought he would have had to spell B A D G E R S so Wally wouldn’t get upset.

My “welcome” mat says “GO AWAY”.

If this is a “welcome” mat, I would hate to see an “unwelcome” one…

People with dogs need a door mat that says, “Don’t bother knocking. We know you are there.”

Love the untied shoe.

I like the ones that say, “Ring the bell, and I will sing you the song of my people. Signed, The Dog.”

where’d did they get a door mat like that? I want one! :D

“Don’t ask ‘For whom the dog barks’;It barks for thee.”

I have a whistle on my house that chases away elephants when the wind blows. I’ve not seen a single elephant so it must work!

Beware of Hot Dog.

And don’t make me bite.

And as a bonus, Wally barks less.

Graduates of any University of Wisconsin campus but Madison are welcome.

another funny doormat I saw said "beware, Dog can’t hold its licker "