Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2023

Should have had a belt before you took it out for a test drive

Aaaah, momentum.

Put on some pants, Wiz?

Gives new meaning to flying by the seat of your pants…..

Not as bad as when he got a sliver while dismounting his broom in a May 5th 2020 strip

The Wizard had a fall and he hit the bottom.

I tried flying on a magic carpet.

It was a rugged experience.

Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…

…for use of performance enhancing rugs…

What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?

Rugby

When I was young during the era of muscle cars we loved to burn “rubber” on asphalt. Wonder if we drove a flying carpet these days whether it would be called, burn some “RUGger”

Yeah, those sudden stops can be a rail pain in the backside…

I thought it was the landing.

Seatbelts. Must install seatbelts.

Oh my. I did not see that coming and I can’t stop laughing!!!!

Yeah, stick with Rug Burn, because @ss Rash doesn’t sound as polite.

And for today’s physics lesson we have friction vs momentum.

“Rug burn”? I thought this was a family strip…

Always wear your seat belts, kids!

Rug rash instead

Inertia is a heartless b*tch…

Many dogs with itchy bums and impacted anal glands looked upon the incident with awe and envy

He forgot “Arresto Momentum!”

Inadvertent butt scoot injury.

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Next time wear undershorts.

From M*A*S*H*-Ladies and Gents, take my advice, pull down your pants and go slide on the ice.

Newton’s First Law of Motion at work here.

Seat belts save lives. Also skin in delicate places.

Ouch………….

Looks like malicious compliance.