Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2023

Did the wizard eat beans for dinner again

I see the wiz finally got around to shaking out the rug.

Strange thoughts today, folks.

If it is a cheap rug, some of the chemicals in the rug are finally coming out. Sort of like the overpowering odor of formaldahyde that comes out of the cheap panelling used in mobile homes.

How is he certain they are chem trails? Until it is analyzed, it could be classified as Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP).

Reminds me of the beginning of the tv prog “Bewitched”

Maybe it’s a real wiz.

Maybe they’re “Octarine” trails?

“So as Wiz flies off into the gentle night, we bid a fond farewell to the flying carpet arc at Wizard of Id. Hope you have a good (long in the US) weekend, so long for now…”

Who put pop rocks in his cereal?

Wiz is spreading glitter everywhere.

Okay dude. Whatever you say. Let’s go have a beer.

The Wizard is spreading Lucky Charms

Don’t lite a match!!!!!

“Vee musst ban deese carpetsforflyink becuss ob de hair poolutioning und carbon footspreent”. ~ Greta Turdburgler

Ooooooh, sparkly!

I was never aware Rodney had such a personable relationship with the king.

That’s a lovely chem trail…just lovely!

What’s next? Unicorns?

I wonder if you’ll get magic, if you get some of that Chem Trail …………….. on you …… :)

Contrails are basically low-temperature steam at high altitude. I’ve heard people tell me they could smell the chemicals in them at sea level. I’ve heard people say crazy things.

See? We need a law passed right now that by 2025 all flying, magic carpets are fully electronic, plugin rechargable.

Gas, Gas, as they used to say in the CS training room.

Fairy dust.

If just learned yesterday about Chem trails.

Forgot the converter!