A bear rode into my pub the other day on a unicycle. He sat at the bar and ordered a cocktail. “There you go, sir, that’ll be $13.50.” As the bear drank, I couldn’t help asking, “Y’know, it’s not every day a bear on a unicycle comes into my bar.” The bear replied, “Of course not, at these prices!!”
tudza Premium Member 10 months ago
Cool. I managed to ride one of those just well enough to juggle at the same time, and then I fell off.
lavender headgear 10 months ago
A bear rode into my pub the other day on a unicycle. He sat at the bar and ordered a cocktail. “There you go, sir, that’ll be $13.50.” As the bear drank, I couldn’t help asking, “Y’know, it’s not every day a bear on a unicycle comes into my bar.” The bear replied, “Of course not, at these prices!!”
Yontrop 10 months ago
I think that bear forgot to lock his unicycle.
Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago
This is bearly funny.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 months ago
Circus in town, Congress not in session?
Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago
Over the moon, Mark.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
His problem was wherever he went he was barely noticed.