A bear rode into my pub the other day on a unicycle. He sat at the bar and ordered a cocktail. “There you go, sir, that’ll be $13.50.” As the bear drank, I couldn’t help asking, “Y’know, it’s not every day a bear on a unicycle comes into my bar.” The bear replied, “Of course not, at these prices!!”
tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cool. I managed to ride one of those just well enough to juggle at the same time, and then I fell off.
lavender headgear about 1 year ago
A bear rode into my pub the other day on a unicycle. He sat at the bar and ordered a cocktail. “There you go, sir, that’ll be $13.50.” As the bear drank, I couldn’t help asking, “Y’know, it’s not every day a bear on a unicycle comes into my bar.” The bear replied, “Of course not, at these prices!!”
Yontrop about 1 year ago
I think that bear forgot to lock his unicycle.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is bearly funny.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 1 year ago
Circus in town, Congress not in session?
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Over the moon, Mark.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
His problem was wherever he went he was barely noticed.