Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 31, 2023

How noble of you, Mr Capp. How noble…

More than that. He empties them, too.

Andy is a real giver!

Flo is a good wife.

Don’t care about who carries them. Don’t care about who opens them. Care about who DRINKS them!!!

Not only that but who empty’s them so they’ll be lighter to cart back for the deposit?

Is a right gentleman. /s

Opening the bottles or cans of beer, rather than waiting for Flo to do it for him, shows how desperate Andy is to taste the beer.

Doing manual labor would ale Andy.

Sir, don’t expect him helping her.

Andy is unbeerable!

Andy gets in plenty of trouble for stuff that happens where he actually is! No cause for getting on him for stuff that happens where he isn’t!

And who do you think DRINKS them!!

Does Andy actually drink much at home?

Sadly this is too often the case. Most alcoholics are not as jovial as our friend here. I was at the grocery store during a snowstorm. I saw an older woman walking out with two 12 packs of Milwaukee’s Best (the cheap beer that alkys prefer.)

Andy is a big help………not!

If I was Flo, I would find another man to give them to, a real man.

What he is actually hearing is, good news, you’ve got lots of beer at home.

If they lived in San Francisco rather than Hartlepool, she wouldn’t bother to pay for them. Hope she doesn’t fall in the canal on the way home. Dilly! Dilly!

When it comes to drinking beer, Andy is a “consume it” professional.

Boy, would Andy ever look good as a chalk outline.

Only place I’ve seen Andy drinking beer is at the pub — Those must be for Flo.

You mean he doesn’t get Flo to open them?

xxx

Andy believes in the division of labor: She brings them home; he empties them.

If Andy just plugged himself in he’d be an electric bottle opener…

Flo must really love that “man.”

He’s open to helping

Help is not a word in Andy’s vocabulary.