Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 29, 2023

Kevin doesn’t need encouragement. He needs a leash.

Miles is correct on all counts, especially not encouraging Kevin

Kevin’s smirk there at the end is great.

Time to hit him with a pound of feathers. Pillow Fight!

Just pound him with something already.

How big would a pound of uncompressed feathers be?

How small could a pound of feathers be compressed down to?

Depending on the container, being hit by a pound of feathers could hurt as much as a rock weighing a pound.

I believe Kevin is mistaking mass for density.

It was tested on the Moon by the Apollo astronauts: Without an atmosphere, a feather actually falls to the ground at the same time as a hammer.

but a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.

I think he’d rather have the feathers dropped on his head.

A friend’s little cousin once threw a rock up in the air and he was looking up at it and it came down right in the middle of his forehead. HUGE bump formed. Ouch.

But a pound of feathers weighs more than a pound of gold. Because they use a different system of weights for gold.

There’s no sense in arguing with eejits.

Don’t keep going there. He’ll never understand.

That smirk is perfect.

can you imagine how massive a pound of feathers would be compared to a pound of rocks though?

You know, Miles… You could always give Kevin a pound(ing) of fist.

This pound business was the first one in my science class, the second one was the one about burrying survivors of a plane crash… I got it right away and no one else did. The boys were so angry that a girl got it and they didn’t…

One more word and someone gets pounded.

Miles should opt for the pound of rock, with the stipulation that it’s crushed to powder first. A pound of dust is the same as a single 1 lb rock….