Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 27, 2023

We must pick our fights, and, sometimes, we must run like bunnies.

The flaw in Chicken 1’s plan is that the monster can only see things that are completely motionless.

Keep calm and become takeout!

Good guys finish last (or get eaten)!!!

You don’t have to outrun the creature, just the other guy.

Typical chickens. Either they run like chickens or they get eaten like chickens.

Awwww. Always go with your first thought……run like a clucking scared chicken…

I know what the Monster is thinking: “Umm! Tastes like Chicken”!!

This kind of puts a lie to the message in the song, “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

If you face a life-and-death situation with conversation, guess which outcome you get.

That’s what you tell the other person while you run away.

Um, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth. :)

What are ya’, chicken?

Fight or flight, if you’re a chicken you best start flapping them spicy wings! Love the monster.

Remember. You don’t have to outrun the lion. Just the people with you.